- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

who smells? •Liam

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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