Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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