why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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