If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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The WNBA.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Who has downs this joke

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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