Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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