Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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I'm taken

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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