- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

An iguana walks out of a bar

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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