Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Obama is a good president.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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