Giving birth to the antichrist

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Ancient Greeks rights

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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