What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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1unno;njfjk

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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