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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

Womens rights.

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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