Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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8============D PEN1S

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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