- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Women's Rights

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

The Economy

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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