Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Kittens.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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