- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

A guy is playing cod

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Knock knock. Come in.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Get in the van

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

A man walks into a bar.

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