What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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