- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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