Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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ur mother

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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A black goes to college

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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