What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Romney 2012

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Avery has crabs.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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9:11 make a wish

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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penis that is all

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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