Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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