Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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haha.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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The WNBA

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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