- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

balls in ya mouf

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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