Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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