Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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your face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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A man walks into a bar.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Get in the van

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Whats 0+0 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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