Penis.

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Feet

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Hi

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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