Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Yeah, totally.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Penis jokes.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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