why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Amputations.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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