Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Justin Littleton getting laid.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What comes after "Q" R

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops