Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Hummer.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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