Horse tits

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Penis.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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