This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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