Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Penis.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Anti Joke

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