- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

He is so gay that he likes penis.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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