- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

kennah campion... being nice

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Well, this is fun.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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