Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Haha pizza

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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