One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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i am predestal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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