- Anti Joke

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's funnier than 24? 25

While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock knock! Yes?

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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