What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Jews for Jesus

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Dallas Cowboys

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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cheese

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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