- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

make me a sandwich!

Womens rights.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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