Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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The government makes a good decision

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Anti Joke

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