Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Jews for Jesus

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

God.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What is Jason? Black.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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