The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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