The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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