News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Weaner

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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