- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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