Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Matthew Baker

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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