What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Womens rights.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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