how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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I am black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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theres a fat guy

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I like to eat.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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