- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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