what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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