What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Black people

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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