- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

You having friends.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A Chinese man fails a math test

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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