What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Justin Bieber.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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